But, but I like onion rings. And beer!

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11/19/2013 at 17:29 • Filed to: None

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Well, after the Muscles from Brussels epic split it was only a matter of time for the persiflages to start. First Automatch informed us that Chuck Norris was the driver of both trucks, and now this. And no, they won't make me stop eating onion rings and drinking beer!


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Klaus Schmoll
11/19/2013 at 17:44

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I thought Automatch was Chuck Norris.

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Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Leadbull
11/19/2013 at 18:02

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Yeah I saw that too, but I never quite made the connection. Time to go into philosoraptor mode!


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Leadbull
11/19/2013 at 20:03

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Though I do have fairly extensive martial arts training, I am not Chuck Norris. If I were Chuck Norris I would not only have the power to import a RS6 Avant, I would be able to do it without a boat. :D


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 20:07

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-Extensive martial arts training

-Solid beard

Chuck Norris.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Leadbull
11/19/2013 at 20:08

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But Chuck Norris knows Karate...I do Kung Fu. :)


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 20:14

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CHUCK NORRIS AND JACKIE CHAN HAVE COMBINED INTO A SINGLE ENTITY WHO DRIVES WAGONS


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Leadbull
11/19/2013 at 20:17

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Sadly I have no wagon :(


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 20:22

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I thought you drove a Mazda 6 or something.